Black keychain with white text reads "WHATEVER DOESN'T KILL YOU ONLY MAKES YOU BITCHY AND TRAUMATIZED" in classic motel style design. A more realistic take on that inspirational saying everyone loves to quote. Sometimes survival comes with side effects that therapy can't fully fix. 🖤
🖤 Perfect Stocking Stuffer & Gift Under $15
Looking for affordable gifts celebrating honest life experiences? This darkly funny keychain makes a welcome stocking stuffer or present for anyone whose character development came with emotional baggage.
🏨 Design & Quality
Inspired by classic hotel and motel key tags, this keychain offers a reality check on motivational mantras. The black background with white lettering creates stark contrast that matches the brutal honesty of the message. Durable plastic construction survives whatever life throws at you.
📏 Specifications:
🖤 Size: Approximately 3.75" x 1.75"
🖤 Materials: High-quality plastic with metal split ring
🖤 Color: Black with white text
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